What was I thinking…
Um…
…yeah, so, my wife says, “leave it for tomorrow,” but I say, “…I’m fine I want to finish tonight.” Apparently she was right…
On a scale of 1-10 the suck aspect of these items is only about an 8, maybe a 9.2 tops, but if I sold them to you chances are you’d light me up on fb and other (un)social media…so the items here only partially suck but don’t suck enough for a full blow up on whatever they call Twitter now.
Plus, I took some money off the regular price as some sort of bribe so you will be nice. Trust me on this, unless you are my wife you will never notice the difference between the “suck-some” items and the “non-suck” full price things.
(BTW…the “suck-some” cards got sent to our neighbors during the holidays…just saying…”
These freakin’ cards drive me NUTS with the color difference between how they photograph and how they look in person…
This is the flower and how it looks when I shoot it in studio…
…it is one of my favorite photographs but apparently I’m not one of ITS favorite photographers…
This is the final design/production image…
…it has changed some as we added the several layers of texture and color to reflect the Old Masters Baroque kind of style. As soon as we do that this is what happens…
…no matter what I, or the printer does, it goes dark…
Now, as you may or may not know, there is in all the photos slight…SLIGHT…changes in color, the pictures on the site can, and most times, WILL, look a little different in your hands, in your light, lots of things come into play, including the texture of the paper and the process we use, 2-4 layers to try and get close to those who used paint and canvas some 300 years ago.
This flower though is killing me
Because of that, and my desire that you don’t bad-mouth me to bad, I’m cutting the price on this edition of the Garden Issue. If it didin’t make me nuts it would be a $3.50 note card all day long, but it ain’t, it’s about 71.428571428571% of a cool looking card so we are selling them for $2.50…a buck off full price…and will still ship them to you free. The FOUR card pack, all the same card, will be discounted as well: $10.00. If for some reason, who knows why you would want to, you can buy all 20 of the cards for $40 if for some reason there are 20 of them left.
There ya go…
Stupid…stupid…stupid…damn card…white flower…just take a photo of it, how easy can it get…HOW EASY why you dumb a…..
Info on how cool the card is if in fact I didn’t screw it up: Printed On Luxurious Cardstock That Mimics The Touch Of Old School Painter’s Canvas. In The Style Of The Baroque Masters Of The 16th & 17th Century Featuring In Situ Use Of The Photographic Theatrical For Of Tenebrism (Light And Darkness) Mixed With Chiaroscuro “Form And Light). The Multi Image Is Compossed Within The Camera, No A/I Was Used To Manipulate The Photograph. We Only Print In Very Small Runs Of 25 Or 50 Images So As To Constantly Tweak The Final Image. PLEASE Read The Section That Explains The Color And Light Variances That Occur Within All Print Runs. None Of The Note Cards You Purchase Will Match EXACTLY The Subtle Colors Within Each Printing. These Note Cards Are Of The A6 Size…Roughly 4x6 Inches And Come With Peel & Press | 4 3/4" X 6 1/2" | Natural Linen | 80lb Envelopes. SHIPS FREE
Dear Gawd don’t make me write this description again…see single card description it’s the same da_n thing…
